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Wednesday, August 20th, 2008
6:23 am
XF Season One Icons (part 1/?)
++ 40 icons from Season One (Part 1/?)
++ comment
++ credit
++ no hotlinking
++ blanks are not bases

episodes in this batch are --

Beyond The Sea
Deep Throat

Samples --

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rest under the cut

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(I want to believe)

Thursday, August 14th, 2008
5:54 pm

i forgot this place existed and i'm the mod.. how sad

nevermind that i'm the mod via my OTHER livejournal account

that's beside the point :P

(I want to believe)

Thursday, January 27th, 2005
1:24 am
ive got several issues of the official X Files Magazine that I am looking to sell. All are in pretty much in MINT condition (I've had them in plastic for the last however many years) and there are 10 in all (plus 1 Entertainment Weekly with Mulder and Sculy on the cover). I'm taking offers so if you're interested, leave a comment with your email.
(I'd like to get atleast $50 for the lot)

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(I want to believe)

Thursday, June 19th, 2003
3:47 pm
I didn't write this, i'm just the messenger
Many exclamation marks and caps locking follows....'scuse the xpost if you please.
-the editor

Just a reminder to everyone that the X-FILES CHAT REUNION 2003 is...

when, ladies and gentlemen?


Which means...

1pm mountain time
2pm central time
3pm eastern time

That's when it STARTS, but expect it to go on ALL through the night. So if you are unavailable EXACTLY at starting time, don't worry! You can drop in at any time and you will be greeted by thousands of rabid monkeys.
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(1 More have found the Truth | I want to believe)

Friday, August 9th, 2002
9:32 pm
More chattness from the other nigth, i bet everyone forgot, right?? woohooo
oh yeah hollowdreamer came back tonight, he's a riot.
lol woohooo!! here we go!

Emily60087: but.. I'm not gay.. I'm just proud to have gay friends I guess
ChexMix1013: i wore rainbow laces today.....cause i wear em everyday
Beauty10sBabeDC: lol
Emily60087: lol sasha
xthetruth2671: im not gay either striaght as an arrow here
Emily60087: don't lie frank
xthetruth2671: lmao
Ash Erebus: i'm a lesbian...
Beauty10sBabeDC: ima get me some rainbow laces
Emily60087: we love you just the way you are
xthetruth2671: o0l sweet hits on mike
xthetruth2671: wait!
TheSporkinator: lmao
Ash Erebus: lol
xthetruth2671: wwhat am i doing
Emily60087: rofl
TheSporkinator: noooooo no hitting on mike
xthetruth2671: nooooo
TheSporkinator: he's mine
Beauty10sBabeDC: Since when Stephy? LoL
TheSporkinator: *hits on mike*
xthetruth2671: lol stephy
Hail2DaRedSkinz: back off bitch ::hits on mike::
Ash Erebus: ohhh
xthetruth2671: on guard stephy!
TheSporkinator: since awhile, sarah
Emily60087: I'll just hit on Ant then
TheSporkinator: sara*
Ash Erebus: damn, i must be irresistable
Hail2DaRedSkinz: score
xthetruth2671: ::gets sword out::
Emily60087: ::hits on Ant::
Ash Erebus: ::hits on self::
Beauty10sBabeDC: SARAH?
Beauty10sBabeDC: WHAT?!
xthetruth2671: lmao
Beauty10sBabeDC: oh wait
Emily60087: ::hits on Mike::
Beauty10sBabeDC: damn lag....nevermind

here we are hitting on mike lmao i cant believe i got on that!! hitting on, dammit im straight as an arrow. woohoooo

Current Mood: accomplished

(I want to believe)

Thursday, August 8th, 2002
5:10 pm
Weee posting the chat
I thought i would post here, because i wub stephy and she is just a special person.. weeeee!

AynNoromo: 2pitchers of microbrew later, chey can still type
AynNoromo: emiyyyyyyyyyyy
xthetruth2671: em[{{{{{{{}}}}}}
StrangeLuck: see, dave's chats are always better
Emily60087: Runs in real quick
xthetruth2671: lol chey
Emily60087: I'm playing pool, but I'll bbl
Llama Mistress2: we flock to Dav Chats
xthetruth2671: ok em
AynNoromo: awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww emstayyyyyyyyyy
Hail2DaRedSkinz has entered the room.
xthetruth2671: weeeeee
AynNoromo: antyyyyyyyyyy
Emily60087: ::loves on everyone and then runs out::
ViCtoRiA x KaYe: Ah, I just overfed my fish..oops.
StrangeLuck: the kids all love em
AynNoromo: ::shares my drunikiness with antyy:::
Alliebaby1013: vic: those things will eat until they die
Emily60087 has left the room.
Alliebaby1013: ::goes to watch bad blood::
ViCtoRiA x KaYe: lol, my fish died..and then it wasn't dead. It was floating and stuff though.
xthetruth2671: lol
ViCtoRiA x KaYe: ::shrugs::
xthetruth2671: whoa
AynNoromo: 5 dollar pitchers whoooooooooo
xthetruth2671: wooooooo
AynNoromo: awwwwww poor vicfish
AynNoromo: *quagmire
xthetruth2671: i want some chey!
Llama Mistress2: ::gives chey some Coffee:::
AynNoromo: ::gives frank some chey:::
xthetruth2671: awww your so cute
xthetruth2671: o0o
AynNoromo: :DDDDDDDDd
xthetruth2671: thud
StrangeLuck has left the room.
AynNoromo: thank you shan
xthetruth2671: noooooo come back dave
xthetruth2671: !!!!
AynNoromo: megamegamegamega
xthetruth2671: i command you!!
StrangeLuck has entered the room.
AynNoromo: lol
xthetruth2671: oh
AynNoromo: good job fwank
Llama Mistress2: LOL
xthetruth2671: lol weeeeeee
AynNoromo: wbwb daviepie
xthetruth2671: o0o
xthetruth2671: wb dave
Llama Mistress2: Frank how did you do that?
xthetruth2671: i just got back from dallas
xthetruth2671: i have the force
xthetruth2671: remember
xthetruth2671: my litte padawan's
ViCtoRiA x KaYe: ::high fives Frank:: I went to Dallas this last weekend
AynNoromo: ::padawan::

(2 More have found the Truth | I want to believe)

2:40 am
Woohooo ::kissing tities::
Ash Erebus: ::dirty mind:: thought that said "kisses tit"
TheSporkinator: lol bad mike
xthetruth2671: lmao mike
Emily60087: lol
xthetruth2671: hmm...
xthetruth2671: mauahahahahhahahaaha
TheSporkinator: nobodys allowed to kiss my tit
TheSporkinator: *protects*
xthetruth2671: :kisses stephy's tit::
TheSporkinator: eeeeeee
TheSporkinator: *swats*
Emily60087: ::kisses stephy's tit::
Ash Erebus: lol
TheSporkinator: mine!!
TheSporkinator: ack
xthetruth2671: ahhhhhhhh
xthetruth2671: wooohoooo
Ash Erebus: hey, i got enough tits to go around...
xthetruth2671: alll this kissing is making me horny!!
TheSporkinator: whoo hoo, i'm gettin action!
Emily60087: ha! and I'm straight.. you're that good stephy
TheSporkinator: whoooo go me!
xthetruth2671: whoa
xthetruth2671: wooohooooo
Ash Erebus: bob's got bith titsss
TheSporkinator: lol
Ash Erebus: er, bitch
Emily60087: lol
Ash Erebus: pesky missing letters
TheSporkinator: lmao
xthetruth2671: lol
TheSporkinator: poor mike

woooohooo for mike returning!!!!!! yay!! we missed you mike

Current Mood: accomplished

(I want to believe)

Saturday, July 27th, 2002
6:06 pm

(I want to believe)

Thursday, July 18th, 2002
6:51 am
Mulder Song
Another million miles from the Truth now
I know there's peace but I can't seem
To figure out how
To stop this race that's taking over me
I'm under the gun I wait for You to see

Oh, please reach out to me
Open my eyes to see
I'm running from you now
Come rescue me somehow

Another scar from fighting the Truth now
Has left me like a stranger to my need now
A masquerade, a game to figure out now
A cruel charade I cannot scream aloud

A narrow stretch of road in the way now
A heavy load still hanging on to me now
I'm in a maze that I can't seem to get out
Without a view from these shoulders of doubt

(3 More have found the Truth | I want to believe)

Tuesday, July 16th, 2002
8:41 pm
the only point of this entry is this picture:
she's so damn cool.
yay for scully!

Current Mood: amused

(1 More have found the Truth | I want to believe)

Thursday, July 11th, 2002
3:22 pm
ok.. so i started to read this insanely long fanfic (20 chapters) last night.it was good and all, but around 4am i was so tired i decided to go lie down & watch my 2 Dads(love that show). anyway, as i was falling asleep i couldnt stop wonderin how the fic ended.. ahhh! i woke up around 6am to use the potty, and once again my mind went back to the fic. it was a good fic (good ideas), not the best(because sarah didnt right it), and i could pretty much already predict the final outcome.. but still.. i couldnt get it out of my mind. so i finally fell back asleep, and when i woke up again.. i finished the last 5 chapters of the fic, turns out i was right, i knew the ending all along. this is a pointless entry. but never go to sleep w/o finishing a fic!

Current Mood: bored

(4 More have found the Truth | I want to believe)

3:22 pm
ok.. so i started to read this insanely long fanfic (20 chapters) last night.it was good and all, but around 4am i was so tired i decided to go lie down & watch my 2 Dads. anyway, as i was falling asleep i couldnt stop wonderin how the fic ended.. ahhh! i woke up around 6am to use the potty, and once again my mind went back to the fic. it was a good fic, not the best, and i could pretty much already predict the final outcome.. but still.. i couldnt get it out of my mind. so i finally fell back asleep, and when i woke up again.. i finished the last 5 chapters of the fic, turns out i was right, i knew the ending all along. this is a pointless entry. but never go to sleep w/o finishing a fic!

Current Mood: bored

(I want to believe)

Friday, July 5th, 2002
2:53 pm
i wish i had this when i was in high school
Ways to Survive School as a

...as a "Phile":
1. Make the truth be known about the "Mystery Meat"
2. Get two of your best friends together, go on the internet and nitpick the scientific inaccuracies of Earth 2.
3. Create your own underground X-Files division complete with I.D. badge and squirt gun. Your mission: Expose the truth about "The Faculty".
4. While using your microscope in Biology, claim to have found evidence of a massive infection. Warn classmates that this could be "the plauge to end all plauges." See how many you can acutally convince.
5. When ever you find a dead lab rat, fish, ect... Do an autopsy. Phone your best friend and tell them what you found out. Don't be surprised if it dissepears under mysterious cicrumstances.
6. Consult with "the seceret student body" on what to do about the Unidentified Food Object (U.F.O.) that was found in the lunch today.
7. When the office asks you why you were absent, tell them that you were abducted by aliens over the weekend and had to get the implant removed. Make a fake scar on your neck to show them. (If possible bring a "Pet Microchip" with you in a glass vial.)
8. When asked to show your I.D., show your badge then say, "Oops," and bring out your student I.D.
9. Go through the kitchen looking for "Nature's Best" products.
10. If there's a bee in the classroom ask your classmates if they remember what you said about "the plauge" and nod meaningfully towards the bee. Back slowly towards the door, turn and run. (Bonus points if anyone follows who is NOT trying to catch you!)

Current Mood: awake

(1 More have found the Truth | I want to believe)

Tuesday, July 2nd, 2002
2:00 pm
He looks like a preist here

I couldn't resist putting a caption on it

(4 More have found the Truth | I want to believe)

Saturday, June 29th, 2002
2:06 am
oohh la da da
Caption This!!!!!

comment beaucoup, allons-y!

Current Mood: awake

(1 More have found the Truth | I want to believe)

Thursday, June 27th, 2002
12:49 am
Top 10 Things Other Shows Learned From X-Files
1. TV pregnancies last 14 months.

2. Don't replace your main characters, ever. (The producers of Blues Clues seemed to have overlooked this one)

3. You can kill off any of your main characters as many times as you like, as long as you bring them back.

4. You don't have a good show without a good theme song (CSI is a perfect example of this).

5. After becoming a psychologist, the main character is allowed to, at any point, communicate that they were never one in the first place, or anything.

6. Skinner can't run.

7. Don't even try scripting anything like, "Don't trust anyone," "Trust nobody," or "Never trust anyone." No matter how you say it, it all translates back to "Trust no one." Your audience gets this, poser.

8. It could be that the purpose of your show is only to serve as a warning to others.

9. In the game of life, there are shippers and there are noromos. There are also skippers, fencers, slashers and finishippers. No matter what you do, you will always be torn between pleasing one certain party. It can drive you mad. But whatever you do, don't piss off the shippers.

10. If Mulder and Scully can do it, anyone can.

- Allie and Ashley

(I want to believe)

Wednesday, June 26th, 2002
9:09 pm
Ladies and gentlemen of Insomniac X Cafe:

Tape the show.

If I could offer you only one tip for the future, taping would
be it. The long-term benefits of taping have been proven by people who
can rewatch episodes at will, whereas the rest of the people must give
their answers on something no more reliable than their own memories (and
we've all seen JCFOS) I will now ramble on about other things.

Enjoy the power and beauty of Season Six. Oh, never mind. You
will not understand the power and beauty of Season Six until a year after the show is
cancelled. But trust me, in 20 years, you'll look back at tapes of Two
Fathers and One Son and recall in a way you can't grasp now how much
possibility lay before you and how fabulous it really looked. Mulder was
not as much of a jerk as you imagine.

Don't worry about the future movies. Or worry, but know that worrying is
as effective as trying to stop a train with a gun. The real troubles in
your life are apt to be things that never crossed your worried mind, the
kind that blindside you as you dicuss the 12th grade love of your life
over a glass of red wine.

Watch one episode every day that scares you.

Sing Joy to the World.

Don't be obsessed, be focused. Don't put up with people who tell you

Floss, especially if you have fangs.

Don't waste your time on getting attached to secondary characters.
Sometimes they live, sometimes they die. The race is long and, in the
end, only Mulder and Scully need to survive.

Remember compliments you receive. Forget the insults. If you
succeed in doing this, flame wars can be stamped out.

Keep the posts that make you laugh. Ignore the snerts.

Stretch. (so as not to get a cold mouse hand.)

Don't feel guilty if you want to focus your life on the X-Files. The
most interesting people I know didn't know at 22 that the X-Files would
change their lives. Some of the most close minded 40-year-olds I know
still don't get it.

Get a good ISP. Be kind to your computer. You'll miss them when they're

Maybe Mulder and Scully will marry, maybe they won't. Maybe they'll have
children for X-Files: The Next Generation, maybe they won't. Maybe
they'll quit the FBI at 45, maybe they'll dance to Walking in Memphis on
their 75th wedding anniversary. Whatever they do, don't give up the
ship, but don't force the ship either. Their future is left
up to the whim of CC. We have no say.

Enjoy Mulder's body. Gaze at it every chance you get. Don't worry about
what other people think of the hands. It's the one of the greatest
bodies you'll ever see on TV.

Dance, even if you have nowhere to do it but on the road to Graceland.
Read the directions, but listen to Mulder, he's always right, at least
while driving. Do not read the tabloids. They will only make you feel
like a peeping tom.

Get to know your mother and her vacuum cleaners.
Try to find out who your father really is.
Be nice to your siblings. The guilt can be overwhelming if they
are abducted by aliens or killed by ineffectual assassins.

Understand that philosophical dead guys come and go, but the
lone gunmen, you should have held onto, because you will miss them now that they're gone. Work hard to keep Morgan and Wong off
the writing staff, because the crazier the mytharc gets, the more likely
it is that they will kill off Mulder.

Live in New York City once, but leave before Marita propositions you.
Live in Vancouver once, but leave before you drown in the the 700 inches
of rain per day.

Travel to Tunisia.

Accept certain inalienable truths: Someone will ask why Moulder puts an
X on the window. Others will make up wild answers. You, too, will get
jaded. And when you do, you'll fantasize that when you were a newbie,
questions were intelligent, posters were helpful, and everyone followed
proper nettiquette.

Respect CC.

Don't trust anyone. Maybe you have a trust fund set up from the wealth
your father accumulated in the state department. Maybe you'll have a
partner. But you never know when either one might run out.

Don't mess too much with your hair or by the time you're 38, people will
start calling you names like weedwacker.

Be careful whose bloopers you buy. Be patient and kind to those who
post them on alt.binaries.x-files. People who sell bloopers on eBay
tend to dub them a thousand times till the quality is poor and sell them
for more than they're worth.

But trust me on the taping.

(2 More have found the Truth | I want to believe)

Monday, June 24th, 2002
11:45 pm
Top Ten Things I've Learned from AOL's X Files Fans
1. Monica Reyes' license plate said "lesbian"! no it didn't, it said "42 bien"! nu uh, it said "Mrs. Doggett!" did not, it said "Mrs. Scully!"

2. redux I and redux II really make you want to sit down and think about life (quoted from allie)

3. Badlaa should always be referred to as "The ass genie ep" and is slowing making its way up to the "episode no one is allowed to mention."

4. The sexual tension between doggett and skinner is about as hard to miss as a huge flying saucer taking off from beneath an ice field - yeah it happened, but no one talks about it.

5. if you spend more than five minutes in the X Phile room, some new person will invariably comment that the name of the room is spelled wrong.

6. David Duchovny, depending on who you talk to, is "yummy," "balding," "getting fat," "teacup reference poster boy," "Destined to become Mr. Sif," and/or "a fox in a kilt."

7. Gillian Anderson is way up there as one of God's greatest gifts to humankind.

8. The had sex in the pilot.

9. A surprising amount of people find Frohike extremely attractive (mostly citing those black fingerless gloves.)

10. The location of something as simple as a fishtank can spark hours and hours of debate.

Current Mood: sneezy

(3 More have found the Truth | I want to believe)

Sunday, June 23rd, 2002
1:10 pm

Qui: My dog isn't sad
AynNoromo: lol
Qui: she's jumping around happy
Qui: trying to steal my food
AynNoromo: lmao allie, i hadnt' heard of that ::goes::
ZombyGrl: if you bring youre dog to a pet pyschic, theyre probably sad about something
Qui: heh it'd be funny if they messed up on the animals sex
ZombyGrl: then she was like 'he wants french fries' and everyone gasped
KOFD21: im hungry, :stares at phone:
Qui: they'd be like "she's".."Its a he"
KOFD21: my dad feeds his dog, steak, and i get leftovers
AynNoromo: then she'd say "oh not inside. inside she's a queen"
AynNoromo: lol fwankie
OnlineHost: Purrrrrrzer has left the room.
KOFD21: lol
KOFD21: no stephy, come back!!
KOFD21: damm aol!
KOFD21: mwierd
KOFD21: ok not going to start that
KOFD21: :kills chat:
KOFD21: yay!!!
Little G Woman: ok aparently it confuses ameritech.net if u send the same email to more than 1 person so i'll send it to each of u seperately
AynNoromo: lol
AynNoromo: poor sarah
KOFD21: lol
KOFD21: damm dthat sucks
Little G Woman: i need animal planet so i can watch pet psychic
Alliebaby1013: someone do me a favor?
OnlineHost: Purrrrrrzer has entered the room.
Purrrrrrzer: my computer is such a little whore
KOFD21: wb stephy!!
KOFD21: :kill it::
KOFD21: i will allie?
Alliebaby1013: c'mon c'mon c'mon I need help
Alliebaby1013: okie
Purrrrrrzer: ty
KOFD21: okie
Purrrrrrzer: and grrrrrrrrr
KOFD21: lol
Purrrrrrzer: *cries*
Alliebaby1013: find all the little kid fonts on your computer, and send them to me?
Alliebaby1013: lol
KOFD21: hmmm...
Little G Woman: little kid fonts?
Alliebaby1013: I just need a few
Alliebaby1013: yeah
Alliebaby1013: like, kidstuff
KOFD21: what are those?
KOFD21: fonts?
Alliebaby1013: I had that on my old computer and I don't have it anymore
Alliebaby1013: I'm making an icon for someone
Alliebaby1013: and I need little kid text
Purrrrrrzer: pardon my language here, but.... stupid peice of shit mother fucking computer!!! 1 fucking minute left on the fucking upload and the stupid fucking thing freezes on me
Purrrrrrzer: grrrrrrrrrr *kicks my computer repeatedly*
Alliebaby1013: lol
KOFD21: dammm!! stephy!
Little G Woman: u are forgiven sporky
Purrrrrrzer: thank u
Little G Woman: and thanks for saying that so i don't have to
Purrrrrrzer: *uploads it AGAIN*
KOFD21: i need to save that one
Purrrrrrzer: lol fwankie
KOFD21: stephy cussing
KOFD21: o0o
KOFD21: can i stephy!
Little G Woman: i thought dsl was supposed to be faster
KOFD21: dsl, is slow in my book
Little G Woman: jesus i could have ran the damn thing to washington myself by now
KOFD21: its not as fast as a cable modem
Purrrrrrzer: lol sarah
KOFD21: lol G
Qui: dsl upstream can be slow
Qui: you gotta buy faster uploading speeds
Purrrrrrzer: lol and yes you can save that if u wanna fwankie
KOFD21: can i post it stephy?
KOFD21: muahahahahha
Little G Woman: ok sporks u should have mail on the sporkinator name in about 2 hours
KOFD21: dammm
Little G Woman: j/k in a few minutes
Purrrrrrzer: ooh lol ok
Purrrrrrzer: lmao if u want too fwankie
Purrrrrrzer: :-D
AynNoromo: lol what on earth
KOFD21: in your insomniac LJ
Little G Woman: and if u don't mind will u please forward it to z

Ooo stephy's cussing yay!!! ::jumps up and down::

(I want to believe)

Saturday, June 22nd, 2002
9:02 am

(I want to believe)

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